ask me my “top 5” of anything 

Do it.

(Source: mizaya, via mystic-sybil)

kerryrose2012:

petewentz-:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

crying

OMG crying with laughter right now.

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•  (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
•  (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
•  (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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I loathe when people think that I’m shy rather than introverted. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being shy, I’m just not, and they are two separate things. People cajoling me into social situations try to assure me that I “don’t have to talk to everyone” or that “everyone will love me.”

Bitch, of course they will like me. I am delightful. I just find prolonged social interactions to be extremely exhausting.

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mystic-sybil:

somethinghorrible:

regijosh:

somethinghorrible:

what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit

whhat if people roleplay us

what if they dO FANART OF US

WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

I hope I’m not cosplayed by a fat, white girl.

I wonder who I am paired with in their minds. Who is their OTP that I am a part of? 

get your fucking fatshaming off my post

I insist on only being cosplayed by fat white girls.

Because I am a fat white girl.

sallyhomestucks:

by ~Skepsisfox

(via dashiescloud)

Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake: Fionna & being single

(Source: semper-crede, via miss-ferrous)

bossuspain:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

OOC: LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURRTSSS

(via itsa-werewolfbarmitzvah)

Oh lord why am I watching anime again. There was a reason I stopped this in the first place.

asgardtoatlantis:

callmekitto:

perpetuallycaffeinated:

inks and copic marker. text almost exactly what I bothered Ari with on kakao. whoops

reblogging because someday do me for america and eagles and all that shit is going to be a pick-up line I use or so help me god

I’m seriously crying because this is the best thing I’ve seen all day

(via mystic-sybil)

stolidity:

chris-wayne:

Tim, quit being an insensitive prick.

wow rude

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mystic-sybil:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

Oh my science!

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays, via mystic-sybil)

beesmygod:

morbi:

I was looking through a bootleg action figure thread on /co/ and someone posted this AND I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING TO THE POINT OF TEARS FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES

HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN

what on earth

(via mystic-sybil)

goodbyetogoodmorning:

In a scale of 1 to cute…how cute is this?

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